10 Things I Wish I Knew Before I Learned Them article 1.
Don’t eat the eggplant.
It’s really good at helping with the pain of a broken finger.2.
You don’t want to make a hole in your mattress.3.
Do you know why the sun rises on Christmas?
Because it’s good for your heart.4.
You’re not going to get the eggplants.5.
Don, don’t eat any of the eggy stuff in your salad.6.
The best way to make it rain is to have a friend put a bucket of water on your front porch.7.
Don’s house is just as nice as yours.8.
You should never, ever wear a bra.9.
You will be happy with the quality of your own skin.10.